The Tired Dog

The Tired Dog desperately needed a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Tired Dog desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Tired Dog wanted a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to many, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Tired Dog needed a bag of flour that they liked to hug. It should be a weird and wonderful exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a bag of flour of all things.

The Tired Dog desperately needed a sword that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly odd approach to life, to me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen item.

The Tired Dog desperately needed a teapot that they liked to share. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.