The Bum Loving Dog

The Bum Loving Dog desperately wanted a stapler that they would put on his head. It was considered to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Bum Loving Dog always carried a toilet brush that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Dog desperately looked for a piece of paper to put up their bum. This seems a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Dog often carried a block of cheese to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Dog craved for a vibrator that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a different proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Dog desired a hat that they liked to put down their trousers. It should have been an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.