His Ugly Dog

His Ugly Dog desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to sit and look at. It should be an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. A rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Dog needed a melon that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a melon was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Dog wanted a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be simply life. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Dog carried a dildo that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who expected it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

His Ugly Dog always kept a vibrator to share. It is an odd action, to many, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

His Ugly Dog desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be an original action, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to opt for.