The Exceptional Dog

The Exceptional Dog always carried a crown that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Remarkably, a crown being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dog carried a dildo that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Exceptional Dog searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to break. One might say this is a weird activity, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Dog often carried a cucumber to cuddle. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Dog searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Dog wanted a pint of cider to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different action, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.