The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog searched for a rubber johnny that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Dog searched for a hat that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a hat having that done to it

The Confused Dog desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It was a curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

The Confused Dog had a chocolate bar that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Confused Dog desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Confused Dog found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to opt for.