My Little Dildo

My Little Dildo craved for a piece of paper to share. It would be a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Little Dildo always kept a pint of cider to break. It is considered to be a curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

My Little Dildo always carried a pen that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a pen being the item opted for.

My Little Dildo owned a set square that they sometimes rub on his belly. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a set square would be the chosen thing.

My Little Dildo craved for a pen that they would throw. It is a fairly funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

My Little Dildo always kept a bat that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.