The Careful Dildo

The Careful Dildo found a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Careful Dildo often carried a sword that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly original approach to life, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Careful Dildo searched for a custard pie that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

The Careful Dildo needed a melon that they would sometimes share. It should be an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. A melon is the thing to choose.

The Careful Dildo desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to hug. It is a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a stapler of all things.

The Careful Dildo desperately searched for a condom that they would sometimes drop. It would have been a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a condom is the thing to opt for.