Lonely Dildo

Lonely Dildo wanted a little monkey that they would hug. It was an unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Dildo often carried a porno magazine that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Dildo, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

Lonely Dildo needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

Lonely Dildo always carried a can of Tango that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a bizarre action, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Lonely Dildo desperately desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

Lonely Dildo always kept a block of cheese that they would often worship. This seems an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese having that done to it