Lucky Dildo

Lucky Dildo desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would drop. It would be a new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

Lucky Dildo desired a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.

Lucky Dildo desperately craved for a can of coke that they would drop. It might have been an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

Lucky Dildo always had with them a porno magazine that they would occasionally throw. It might have been an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

Lucky Dildo needed a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a ball of all things.

Lucky Dildo searched for a bottle of wine that they would annihilate It is considered to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.