Their Chinese Dildo

Their Chinese Dildo always carried a teapot that they liked to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a teapot being the chosen thing.

Their Chinese Dildo desperately craved for a radiator to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Dildo desperately needed a sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a sponge of all things.

Their Chinese Dildo owned a bat to put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

Their Chinese Dildo desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be epic. A rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Their Chinese Dildo wanted a pen that they liked to share. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a pen would be the chosen thing.