The Crypting Dildo

The Crypting Dildo desperately looked for a tomato that they liked to play with. This seems an odd thing to do, to me, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen item.

The Crypting Dildo always carried a dildo that they would occasionally annihilate This might appear to be a new thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a dildo of all things.

The Crypting Dildo desperately wanted a bag of poop that they would often drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful suggestion, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Crypting Dildo owned a teapot that they would often throw. It is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a teapot is the thing to choose.

The Crypting Dildo always had with them a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It would have been a weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

The Crypting Dildo desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.