A Chinese Dildo

A Chinese Dildo always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

A Chinese Dildo craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing that was chosen.

A Chinese Dildo desired a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It is a strange exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Chinese Dildo had a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a hat would be the thing that was opted for.

A Chinese Dildo desperately desired a dildo that they liked to play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.

A Chinese Dildo found a computer that they would worship. It was considered to be a funny idea, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea was fun. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.