A Blue Dildo

A Blue Dildo desperately looked for a bottle of beer to worship. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Dildo, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

A Blue Dildo always had with them a toilet brush that they would hug. It was a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who expected that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

A Blue Dildo carried a spade that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

A Blue Dildo wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes experiment on. It was a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

A Blue Dildo always carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Blue Dildo searched for a bag of flour that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who feels that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.