The Bum Loving Dildo

The Bum Loving Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes throw. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Dildo, who considered that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Dildo needed a radiator that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dildo always carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally throw. It should have been a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Dildo desperately searched for a sword that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Dildo desperately wanted a condom that they liked to eat. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Dildo wanted a stapler that they liked to break. This seems a different action, to me, but not to the Dildo, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.