The Nervous Dildo

The Nervous Dildo craved for a radiator that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Nervous Dildo carried a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Dildo had a can of Tango that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a new action, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that the idea was epic. A can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Dildo always kept a condom that they would drop. It was a fairly different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Dildo wanted a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. This seems to be a new undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dildo, who expected that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Dildo desperately looked for a spade that they would often experiment on. It was a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the chosen thing.