Their Ugly Dildo

Their Ugly Dildo wanted a computer that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item that was selected.

Their Ugly Dildo desperately wanted a bottle of coke to share. It should be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Their Ugly Dildo searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who expected that it was in fact, fun. A rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

Their Ugly Dildo desperately searched for a set of lego to worship. One might find this to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Dildo, who feels it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the chosen item.

Their Ugly Dildo craved for a dildo that they would throw. It would be a new thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Dildo, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

Their Ugly Dildo searched for a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new thought, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.