The Anxious Dildo

The Anxious Dildo wanted a stapler that they sometimes hug. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that this idea was fun. A stapler was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Dildo wanted a can of Dr Pepper to throw. This seems a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Dildo, who thinks it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Anxious Dildo desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Dildo, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

The Anxious Dildo wanted a block of cheese to smash. It would be a fairly peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Dildo, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Dildo searched for a cup that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Dildo, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

The Anxious Dildo owned a mug that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dildo, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.