The Depressed Cunt

The Depressed Cunt had a wig that they would occasionally experiment on. It is a fairly strange idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea is awesome. A wig was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Cunt needed a computer that they liked to throw. This seems to be a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Cunt, who expected it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a computer being the chosen item.

The Depressed Cunt carried a pint of cider that they liked to worship. It was a bizarre proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Cunt craved for a mug that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Cunt, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a mug being the chosen thing.

The Depressed Cunt craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new exercise, to me, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Depressed Cunt carried a condom that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly astonishing thought, to my mum, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.