Foolish Cunt

Foolish Cunt craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes drop. It should be a fairly original activity, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Foolish Cunt craved for a crown that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Foolish Cunt always carried a chocolate bar to eat. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. A chocolate bar would be the item that was selected.

Foolish Cunt owned a cucumber that they liked to worship. This seems to be an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. A cucumber being the thing opted for.

Foolish Cunt desperately looked for a spade that they liked to drop. One might say this is an exciting operation, to some, but not to the Cunt, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a spade is the item to choose.

Foolish Cunt often carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. It would be a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Cunt, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Tango of all things.