The Exceptional Cunt

The Exceptional Cunt desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. This is certainly a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo having that done to it

The Exceptional Cunt always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might say this is a weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Cunt, who had decided it was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine of all things.

The Exceptional Cunt desired a set of lego that they would eat. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cunt, who feels that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the item to select.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to play with. It would be an unusual exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Cunt, who feels that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator of all things.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Cunt, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Exceptional Cunt desperately needed a bottle of coke to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to many, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke being the item selected.