Their Boring Cunt

Their Boring Cunt craved for a pen that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Cunt, who thinks that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the chosen thing.

Their Boring Cunt had a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to many, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Cunt desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who felt it would be out of this world. A mug being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Cunt looked for a little monkey that they liked to put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cunt, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

Their Boring Cunt desperately looked for a teapot that they would often smash. It was a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Cunt, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a teapot having that done to it

Their Boring Cunt desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cunt, who thought it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.