His Troubled Chimp

His Troubled Chimp desperately wanted a pen that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen being the thing selected.

His Troubled Chimp found a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Chimp found a hat that they would annihilate This seems an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Chimp desperately wanted a condom that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was selected.

His Troubled Chimp needed a bottle of wine to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Chimp always kept a little monkey that they liked to eat. This seems to be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Chimp, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.