My Bum Loving Chimp

My Bum Loving Chimp desired a stapler to cuddle. This seems a fairly different action, to some, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Chimp craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should be a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who expected that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Chimp carried a cucumber that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Chimp always kept a tomato that they would often play with. It would be a peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A tomato was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Chimp searched for a block of cheese to smash. It should have been a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Chimp often carried a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly curious approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.