The Depressed Chimp

The Depressed Chimp always kept a sword that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it was spectacular. Strangely, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Chimp desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Chimp desperately looked for a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a crown was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Chimp needed a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It should be an extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Chimp desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who feels that the idea was wonderful. A helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Chimp often carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.