A Adventurous Chimp

A Adventurous Chimp craved for a dildo that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a dildo having that done to it

A Adventurous Chimp always kept a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the chosen thing.

A Adventurous Chimp found a stapler that they would occasionally share. This seems a different operation, to me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler having that done to it

A Adventurous Chimp wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

A Adventurous Chimp always had with them a dildo that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me, but not to the Chimp, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing selected.

A Adventurous Chimp desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an odd operation, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.