The Retarded Chimp

The Retarded Chimp always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often eat. It might be a fairly original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Retarded Chimp found a cup that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly exciting thought, to most, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

The Retarded Chimp desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to some, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Retarded Chimp craved for a rubber chicken to experiment on. It is an exciting thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Retarded Chimp always had with them a ball that they would annihilate This seems an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a ball being the thing selected.

The Retarded Chimp searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly new exercise, to my children, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.