Cheerful Chimp

Cheerful Chimp carried a spade that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

Cheerful Chimp desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Cheerful Chimp always had with them a rubber johnny to play with. It would be a curious undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Cheerful Chimp carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered it was amazing. Remarkably, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

Cheerful Chimp always kept a crown that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

Cheerful Chimp owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Chimp, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.