My Round Chimp

My Round Chimp desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Chimp, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

My Round Chimp desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would be a curious idea, to me, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

My Round Chimp looked for a cup that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly odd activity, to some, but not to the Chimp, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen thing.

My Round Chimp owned a little monkey that they would often play with. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Round Chimp carried a mug that they would often worship. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Chimp, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. A mug being the item opted for.

My Round Chimp searched for a condom that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.