Her Red Chimp

Her Red Chimp desperately needed a ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

Her Red Chimp craved for a hat that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Chimp, who considered it would be fun. Remarkably, a hat of all things.

Her Red Chimp desperately needed a wig that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing operation, to you, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing opted for.

Her Red Chimp looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would rub on his belly. It might be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Chimp, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

Her Red Chimp often carried a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Chimp, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

Her Red Chimp looked for a pint of beer that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Chimp, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.