His Hungry Cat

His Hungry Cat always kept a vibrator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought it was simply life. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

His Hungry Cat carried a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item selected.

His Hungry Cat wanted a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

His Hungry Cat carried a custard pie that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

His Hungry Cat carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

His Hungry Cat often carried a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. One might consider this to be a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the thing selected.