The Grumpy Cat

The Grumpy Cat looked for a chocolate bar that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Cat had a bottle of beer to break. It would have been a fairly extraordinary action, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy Cat looked for a vibrator that they sometimes share. It should have been an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Cat had a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to select.

The Grumpy Cat often carried a toilet brush that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Cat found a sponge that they sometimes hug. This seems a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge having that done to it