Their Lonely Cat

Their Lonely Cat always carried a piece of paper that they liked to worship. It might be an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

Their Lonely Cat needed a ball that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Cat desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Their Lonely Cat had a dildo that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered an odd operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels it was miraculous. Remarkably, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Cat owned a can of coke that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly different exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was sublime. A can of coke would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lonely Cat found a wig that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was fun. Remarkably, a wig was the thing that was opted for.