The Boring Cat

The Boring Cat always kept a condom that they liked to throw. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Boring Cat needed a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Boring Cat desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Boring Cat looked for a magic 8 ball that they would smash. This could be considered a new proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Boring Cat craved for a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Cat looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener of all things.