The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally worship. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Cat found a dildo that they would occasionally drop. This seems to be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Cat owned a sponge that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Cat had a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be epic. Honestly, a sword was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat craved for a lava lamp that they would break. This is certainly an extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.