His Adorable Cat

His Adorable Cat carried a condom that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

His Adorable Cat searched for a hat that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly different action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a hat would be the item that was selected.

His Adorable Cat often carried a big sponge that they would occasionally embrace. It would be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who felt it was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

His Adorable Cat always kept a custard pie that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Adorable Cat often carried a cup that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

His Adorable Cat looked for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly unusual proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.