His Determined Cat

His Determined Cat wanted a lava lamp that they would rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Cat found a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

His Determined Cat carried a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It would be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item that was selected.

His Determined Cat desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to some, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush being the item opted for.

His Determined Cat always carried a vibrator to play with. It might be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.

His Determined Cat carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.