Special Cat

Special Cat desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes smash. This seems an unusual approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

Special Cat desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It should have been an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

Special Cat owned a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

Special Cat always kept a cucumber that they would put up their bum. This could be considered an extraordinary proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. A cucumber was the chosen item.

Special Cat needed a bag of poop to break. It was a funny activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Special Cat desperately needed a pint of cider that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.