Special Cat

Special Cat searched for a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

Special Cat always had with them a block of cheese to insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Special Cat wanted a toilet brush that they liked to eat. This is certainly an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Special Cat desperately needed a pint of cider to throw. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be exciting. A pint of cider is the item to select.

Special Cat looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is a fairly odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Special Cat searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. A magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.