His Retarded Cat

His Retarded Cat desperately searched for a tomato that they would occasionally throw. One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

His Retarded Cat always kept a big sponge that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new approach to life, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge being the item opted for.

His Retarded Cat often carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.

His Retarded Cat desperately desired a condom that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Retarded Cat desperately desired a wig that they sometimes throw. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. A wig of all things.

His Retarded Cat always had with them a set of lego that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.