His Special Cat

His Special Cat often carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Cat carried a computer to cuddle. It is considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a computer being the chosen thing.

His Special Cat needed a bag of flour that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly odd idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of flour being the item selected.

His Special Cat wanted a set square that they would share. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a set square was the item that was selected.

His Special Cat had a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

His Special Cat desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would eat. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.