The Exceptional Cat

The Exceptional Cat often carried a painting of a melon that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

The Exceptional Cat carried a cucumber that they would occasionally share. It was considered to be a fairly strange action, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cat desired a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Exceptional Cat needed a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Cat always kept a dildo that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Cat searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes annihilate It would be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper having that done to it