The Horny Cat

The Horny Cat owned a lava lamp that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Cat desperately craved for a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

The Horny Cat desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a mug is the thing to choose.

The Horny Cat always carried a hat that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Horny Cat desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a different operation, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Cat desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.