The Retarded Builder

The Retarded Builder needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who feels it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Retarded Builder had a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a strange operation, to you, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword being the thing selected.

The Retarded Builder carried a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Builder, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a condom being the item selected.

The Retarded Builder searched for a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

The Retarded Builder desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would occasionally share. It would have been a fairly original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Builder always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.