The Naughty Builder

The Naughty Builder wanted a CD player that they sometimes break. It should be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Naughty Builder always had with them a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a vibrator having that done to it

The Naughty Builder desired a sword that they would often demolish. It might have been a different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a sword is the thing to select.

The Naughty Builder desperately desired a lava lamp to put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to select.

The Naughty Builder always had with them a tomato that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Builder desired a crown that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a crown having that done to it