My Purple Builder

My Purple Builder carried a bottle of beer that they would often drop. One might consider this to be a curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

My Purple Builder often carried a pint of beer that they liked to sleep with. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Purple Builder carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

My Purple Builder needed a porno magazine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

My Purple Builder always had with them a cheese grater to eat. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

My Purple Builder desperately searched for a lava lamp to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.