Fucking Bird

Fucking Bird desired a cucumber to worship. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item that was chosen.

Fucking Bird desperately wanted a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Bird looked for a sword that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a sword being the chosen item.

Fucking Bird desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally hug. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen item.

Fucking Bird always kept a set of lego to drop. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Bird looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.