A Unusual Bird

A Unusual Bird desperately wanted a set square that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.

A Unusual Bird desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sleep with. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Unusual Bird desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would insert somewhere. This seems a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Unusual Bird always kept a sword that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a sword was the chosen thing.

A Unusual Bird always had with them a toilet brush that they would throw. It should be an unusual idea, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

A Unusual Bird desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke of all things.