Their Unusual Bird

Their Unusual Bird desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would put on his head. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

Their Unusual Bird owned a tomato that they would often drop. It would be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing opted for.

Their Unusual Bird desperately needed a stretchman that they would often experiment on. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be miraculous. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

Their Unusual Bird often carried a bag of flour that they would share. This seems a fairly funny thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Their Unusual Bird desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. It might have been a new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

Their Unusual Bird always kept a condom that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A condom being the item opted for.