Her Crazy Bird

Her Crazy Bird found a toilet brush to sleep with. One might find this to be a bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Bird searched for a bottle of wine that they sometimes play with. This is certainly an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Bird had a tomato to share. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was awesome. A tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Crazy Bird desired a wig that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Bird craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

Her Crazy Bird desperately needed a teapot that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.