Her Adventurous Bird

Her Adventurous Bird desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would often drop. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Her Adventurous Bird desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

Her Adventurous Bird carried a vibrator that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a strange thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Bird desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a curious thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was fun. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Adventurous Bird wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an original thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who considered it was amazing. Strangely, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

Her Adventurous Bird desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.